Wooden Nickel Digger

An individual who is attempting to be a gold digger, but has mistakenly targeted a charlatan.

“Damn, that dumb ass ho bag wooden nickel digger gunna be real disappointed when that shitbag, pseudo-lawyer hands her Soviet era toilet paper to wipe that cum off her chin.

by Johnny Goldmember October 11, 2021

hobo nickels

Items owned by a homeless person, usually so worthless or used they're valued at a nickel no more.

Craig just bought out a new storage locker last Friday. Too bad it had nothing but hobo nickels, now he has to dump run.

by DomesticFlatulence September 11, 2021

Pussy nickel

Beaver bean

Ginas got a phat pussy nickel

by Pastymayo August 10, 2021

Nickel

Someone's head.

"This chicks nickel ain't screwed on right."

by downtown Tony brown August 10, 2021

Nickel Beach

A Beach Located In port Colborne And Is One Of The Only Beaches In Port Colborne.

Port Colborne Enjoyer: Let's Go To Nickel Beach!

Non-Port Colborne Enjoyer: N O

by Carl Wheezer's Croissant June 2, 2021

Nickel

Nickel is my boyfriend, bish's stay away from him, he's mine and only mine :}. ALSO he's extremely cute and sweet, he's loving and makes you feel special, BUT SADLY YOU BISH'S WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE BECAUSE HE'S ONLY MINE :}}}
if you ever talk with him, he'll make you feel happy with one word. he's your medicine on a bad da- wait, not 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 medicine, he's 𝐦𝐲 medicine because like I said earlier 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞
so yeah, I love him.

AND THERE'S ONE MORE THING I FORGOT TO SAY, HE STEALS BAGELS .-.

Bish 1: "bish I don't feel good today"
Bish 2: "Go talk with Nic-"
Me: "Bish's he's mine, get your lazy bitch ass outta here"
Bish 1 & 2: "Oh yeah sorry, you're so lucky to have Nickel"
Me: "I know right"

by Hikiri/ Nick's Saki June 17, 2021

Pump'er-nickel

Special fermented German "black bread" dat supposedly makes a gal tipsy enough to be willing to let you perform a "pressurized injection" between her legs, and only charges you five cents for said "ultimate privilege".

Ordinarily da ladies either don't seem overly interested in letting me "get it on" wif dem, or else they want astronomical sums before they'll "surrender da goods" to me. Maybe if I start offering dem tasty PB&J's made wif slices of Pump'er-nickel bread, its fermented-mash content will "loosen them up" sufficiently dat dey'll allow me super-cheap access to their precious "honey-holes", after all.

by QuacksO August 30, 2022