murdering noobs

A hoe nigga

Marcus: i eat lettuce sandwiches

Noah: you're such a murdering noobs

by Garythegarier June 10, 2016

Cloud Murderer

An unflappably optimistic and sunny person; a term generally used by pessimists and nihilists who've had their dark mood spoiled by a random act of kindness.

Person A: "Woah, what happened to you? You're smiling!"
Person B: "I know... this fucking cloud murderer came out of nowhere, told me they liked my jacket, handed me a flower, and told me to have a nice day! I didn't know what to do, so I smiled back and said thank you..."

by Bunny Rose January 19, 2018

Murder Train

The act of having group sex with a girl who is on her period.

My friends and I hopped aboard the murder train last night. That girl left some blood on all of us.

by Mattie2000 January 8, 2012

Felony Murder

It’s basically when you have intent of committing a federal crime like robbery. When you’re doing it and someone dies in the process you’ll get charge with it.

2 siblings robs the store and the store owner kills the guy and the other one survives . The survivor goes to jail and be charged with felony murder because it’s basically his fault that his sibling died.

by Zideo June 27, 2023

Murder Jacket

a jacket in which the collar (and sometimes the interior) is comprised of fleece

person 1: dude did you see Rick’s murder jacket?
person 2: the brown zip up with the fleece collar
person 1: yeah, a murder jacket

by cowboykeen February 21, 2023

Wank Murder

Suicide, taking one’s own life, onanicide

“Did John kill himself?”

“Yes he committed, Wank Murder”

by Kyle Pseudo October 16, 2019

Computer Murderers

When a Person talks over the internet and doesn’t seem to do anything in person.

Meer was talking shit over the phone he is a Computer Murderers, because in person nothing happened

by la dave October 28, 2022