Massive woopsie

Being made a Prince because no one wants to be a queen and your not good enough to be a king.

Tyler your a massive woopsie

by Cmb2001 ytk January 9, 2022

massive cock

A cock with an impressive size.

"Wow it's a massive cock!!!" She said whie unziping his pants

by Mathieu's cock May 16, 2022

beyond massive pp

I have tiny pp if I read dis

u don't have beyond massive pp

by TTV Michael Bryant May 17, 2022

massive-dong

(adj.) An combined word that functions as an adjective meaning "large"

When Janet told me she was going on a date with Martha, I said it was a massive-dong mistake.

Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a massive-dong hamburger.

by lucas_knows May 27, 2022

massive putin

When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.

You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole

Russia pulled a massive Putin on invading the Ukraine.

by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022

Massive

The only word that can describe the size of West Ham United Football Club

West Ham are massive

by Banterours cow 101 March 19, 2022

Hockley massive

Group of people who blaze skunk and ride pit bikes and drink Stella, and who are very well mannered unlike the scumbags from Southend who will stab you over a fiver

Oh look it’s the hockley massive get the Charlie and the nelsons out

by Hockley chiller crew February 1, 2022