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Mani

A thurl boul who get bitches but you don’t want to be on his bad side it will get hectic and he be always chasing a bag to feed his love ones
Mani thurl ashit but don’t fuck wit him or his folks
by Big dawg29 November 21, 2021
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Mani

If a person has this name they will in fact fuck you bitch
Person1: Bro you better keep your girl away from mani

Person2: why
Person 1: they’ll fuck your bitch 😧
by Jjthepussy slayer November 21, 2021
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mani shaatsiishd

for usage of masculinity, it means "i fucked her" like cats pee on their land, usually guys use this on their friends crush even tho they don't even seen her they fucked her ( Mongolian guys are pretty magical isn't they )
bro 1 : ey bro look at this she's pretty
bro 2 : mani shaatsiishd

/friendship ruined successfully +100p/
by Cursewordremasterer November 21, 2021
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A Mani

(singular) A Mani is a friend who is worth more than being a friend. They can be of any gender, age, and sexual orientation, but, mainly, a male. If you ever encounter one, you may stay friends for a while, but beware. some will fall for them. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES CAN YOU ALLOW ANOTHER WOMAN OR MAN TAKE YOUR MANI.

(plural) A ground of 3 or more Mani's is called a Band, for they will form a music group... and then argue on whoever gets to use the piano first. One Mani is okay, but a group of manis can make his value less, which is already quite high.
"dude, i just hit on a Mani, i hope he takes the hint"

"fuck, i'm surrounded by a Band, when will the earrape fucking end???"
by vglntee November 26, 2021
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how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore
Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
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Mani

jose:wow mani’s such a cutie
maryjane: i know and hes all mine
by Honey412 June 21, 2021
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How many kids?

What the prison guard asks when you first walk into a new prison, in relation to a lot of charges.
Gaurd: How many kids?
Me: 72, if you include my cousin. Each.
Gaurd: EACH?
...
Gaurd: EACH!?
by CasterMonk June 25, 2021
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