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Leon

Merry Christmas Leon! I know we haven't talked much and done some sexting, but I'm busy taking out the whore bitch that keeps following you with her invisibility spell. I'm spying on her ass and ending her soon.

Sarah the Whore of Babylon will fucking pay for messing with you and my bestie Lily. I will knock the shit out of her to Hell forever!

I got some arms, invisibility, and I have trackers installed on her. I will make sure Leon that she doesn't lay a single harm on you. I will make sure her animal fucking be exposed for the world to see. I will make sure justice prevails. Wait on me Leon, we will have sex together soon.
Leon, I love you and miss you so much! I gotta save not only our relationship, but the world as well. You believe in Jesus Leon, don't you? Trust in him! Also, trust me, I got this! - Female Jesus Christ (Leon is mines! He is my boyfriend so fuck off Whore of Babylon Indian trashyass "girl")
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 24, 2023
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My boyfriend Leon is Undefeatable and cannot be stopped because of his love for Jesus Christ, his God.

My friend Lily is held hostage by the Whore of Babylon, Leon's future father figure and friend Donald Trump is held under hostage by the Whore of Babylon, Leon's brother-like friend Frank James is held under hostage by the Whore of Babylon, but the only one not held under her hostage is Leon, my boyfriend (and me of course).

There were many times she tried to hold him under her complete control, but to no avail. Leon simply refuses to be controlled by her, the Devil, and her minion goons. He knows all of her every tricks because Jesus Christ is his forever president and commander-in-chief, the Undefeatable One.

Her baby aspirin trick, COVID vaccine mandates, getting him to become a white "supremacist" bigot like Kanye West, and many other of her tricks as to get him under her complete control to avoid going to hell has failed, and her trickery now will still fail miserably. Whore of Babylon being Satan's Queen of the World is not going to happen bitch! Stupid dumbass control freak that she is will never defeat and control Leon. And remember, I'm coming after you and still spying on your ass Whore of Babylon Sarah!
Leon is the Undefeatable One, only through Jesus Christ his commander-in-chief. Trump is controlled, Lily is controlled, Frank James is controlled, but the only ones not controlled by her is Leon and Jesus Christ his commander-in-chief. He cannot be stopped! You tried to stop him as Naruto Uzumaki in the alternative universe, what makes you think he will be any different? He isn't any different! He's the most preserverant man on Earth because of only Jesus Christ his commander-in-chief giving him the strength everyday.
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 26, 2023
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He has trapped the Whore of Babylon Sarah, the Indian trashyass woman, into over investing in the Ontario Place Mega Spa. Leon wants her to build her mega spa because his girlfriend Jesus Christ and his president and commander-in-chief Jesus Christ (the other Jesus) wants to expose her for her crimes, using her puppet Doug Ford to get she wants, using usury debt from both this universe and the alternative universe, as well as stealing wealth from the future.

So go right ahead, destroy Ontario Place. We're rooting for you to build that mega spa. I'm sure Leon and his girlfriend Jesus Christ will love to go to Toronto to see over 600 parking lots and lots of dead trees contributing to climate change for your own selfish gain to be pampered for an hour. It's not like there hundreds of spas around Toronto & the Greater Toronto Area.
Leon and Jesus Christ his president has trapped her and now losing so much money on a failing project that she has to smuggle more money from the alternative universe to finish the project fast. Leon and Jesus Christ his president and commander-in-chief are laughing their asses off as Jesus has recorded all of her crimes. Now she's fucking doomed of eternal Hell fire. Buahahaha!
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Leon has a big dick, doesnt give a fuck about peoples feelings, fuck what you say bitch, he also has a big dick!!!
Leon has the biggest dick in the world.
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Leon

Champion of Galar

He's pants with directions
Leon went to Hoenn instead of Hammerlocke
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Nivinya’s lil bitch
A synonym for Leon is faggot
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Big Leon

A massive legend, often overweight in juxtaposition of their small statue, usually adorned with a gold cane and a purple jacket

Big Leon is a social rank earned by the highest pimps of Jassachusetts
I owe $800 to big Leon, he’s going to smash my knees with a hammer
by Cennydd December 10, 2023
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