Graze n Glaze

When the tip of the penis rubs slightly across your vagina and ejaculates all over you almost instantly with out any penetration

"So how did last night go?"
"Girl, it ended before it even started. He pulled the graze n glaze."

by Kaylagoolee August 20, 2017

glazed jason mask

When a man splooges all over a woman's face, to where it looks like she's wearing a Jason Vorhees mask.

Your mom is such a whore she wears a glazed jason mask all day everyday.

by barndogusn April 22, 2023

Ice Glazed Roof

Ejaculating in your partners mouth, but specifically on the roof of the mouth, so that the ejaculate hangs down like stalactites.

Yea she was wild, I just wanted to cum in her mouth, but then she opened up and BAM, Ice Glazed Roof!

by Glazedroofhomie November 13, 2022

Honey Glazed Ham

The act of cumming on your partner's ass and slapping a piece of pineapple on it.

What do you want for dinner baby? I don't know love, but afterwards I'm gonna give you some Honey Glazed Ham

by FCNUnicorn August 1, 2021

Group glazed ham

When a group a guy cum on a girls ass

We all gave her a group glazed ham

by Andrew November 6, 2004

chocolate glazed cruller

When a woman or homosexual man takes a dump after receiving a load in the tuchus which is covered in said load.

Oh man...I bet your mom took a chocolate glazed cruller after I dropped a sperm bomb up in her poop chute.

by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007

Glazed Donut Dick

A term uncommonly used to define a ring of crust around ones penis due to intercourse with a nasty women

"Dude i fucked a nasty whore, and now i have glazed donut dick"

by themanginger August 3, 2014