The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf

The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf is a made name of a Christmas Carol just to see if people would choose something they have never heard of or try and look up what it was online, only to find it here.

We tried to google " The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf " only to wind up on this pointless webpage and then we had to give Mr. Trey a Lump of Coal.

by Mr. Trey December 14, 2020

Elf

A elf is a FUCKING FAKE CHISTMAS THING THAT IS JUST CREEPY
IT STAIRS INTO YOU’RE SOLE AT NIGHT

Hey have u seen what my elf has done today?

by Cooltiaxox December 23, 2020

elf!!

"elf!!" has a smile so big.. even the most friendliest people will fun away from him.

elf!!: "Hi! :)"
Friendly Person: "Get away from me!"
elf!!: ":)))))"

by ~ elf!! ~ January 2, 2021

Latte Elf

Discord member with a horrible personality always asking for mod

Have you seen latte elf
No
Well ur lucky

by Server's Favorite Rhino March 6, 2021

ELF

Number eleven in german.

Ich bin elf Jahre alt = I am eleven years old.

by L0REDO March 17, 2021

Little elf

Often mistaken as a pushover, the little elf is a mighty warrior who makes others tremble in fear. They are often leaders of men and excellent poker players.

How did Gill and Jonny do in the poker? They said they were playing with a real loser.
They had their pants pulled down big style! Turned out Pip was a little elf!

by Django Elf March 21, 2021

Santa’s Elf

A role playing act between an old man and a midget. Commonly done in Southern Romania. Can be penalised if authorities find out.

“Old mate dom down the street was telling us at the pub about how he loves doing Santa’s Elf”

by That’s Lesbian August 17, 2022