anal ding

The event in which your smartphone's Facebook messenger app makes a dinging sound causing you to check said message only to discover a conversation about anal sex. In that conversation, the word "ding" is now a reference to that event. Further, the use of the word "dong" as a reply to an anal dinging adds further hilarity as this is a reference to the male genitalia often used for the aforementioned anal sex.

"I was at work and got an anal ding. This brought a smile to my face."

by Cali Jester March 6, 2014

Schmling Ding

When one person is out played or even mugged off in any form they have received the 'Schmling ding'.

Jerry- *slips while trying to trip someone over*
Victim- *laughs* you just got the schmling ding bitch

by Bagaack December 8, 2016

Sling a Ding

To grab someones meaty dick and move your gripping hand in an up and down motion until your hand cramps up.

Yo! Did you just steal my Jaro? Go Sling a Ding man!

by Not HW June 12, 2018

ding zhang

a little bitch

you're such a ding zhang

by PepperoniSTD June 20, 2018

ding dong

someone who's name is usually aidan. they think they can pull girls but they have a tiny ding dong and they are also a ding dong.

"aidan is such a DING DONG, ya know!!!"

by cammamungeing July 21, 2018

Ding 'em

The act of quickly penetrating someone in some orifice one single time, usually rape,

"You see those girls over there bro?"
"Yeah"
"You should Ding 'em"

"What got you in prison?"
"I dinged 'em in the butt"

by NiggletDigglet August 12, 2018

ding flong

Vilis ding flong

Vili used his ding flong last night when he was watching Romeo and Juliet

by Juliet wanted that ding dong August 19, 2018