clay taylor

A hot guy and all the girls want to suck him dry

You are such a clay taylor

by pussy slayer 445 December 8, 2017

Clay dick

1. Lame playground insult used to taunt boys named Clayton.

2. A potent potable rumored to have originated at the Hilton Boston-Woburn, consisting of a Plantation Jamaica rum base, Luxardo maraschino liqueur, and several other digestifs. Served up in a daiquiri glass.

3. Literally a dick formed from clay.

Punk-ass kid: Hey Clay dick.
Clayton: Fuck you! You're a dick!

Guy: I'll have a clay dick please.
Bartender: Up or on the rocks?
Guy: Up you imbecile.

The artisan had an unusually large grin as he put the finishing touches on his latest clay dick.

by The_Klay May 8, 2018

Take A Clay

When one has absorbed copious amounts of Mexican food and does not realize they need to poop. They then believe they are going to release the most satisfying fart in the history of time, but instead drop of a mountain of shit into their pants. They then make their fiance wash their tainted pants. Also used as a general term for basic bowel movement.

Hey it smells like tacos in here
Yeah I'm about to Take A Clay, fire up that washing machine

by Honky Actual May 20, 2016

clay target

A gay engineer's butthole

Everybody took turns blowing out his clay target.

by Bubba Buttfucker February 11, 2018

Clay

The best boyfriend ever! He always falls asleep first on FaceTime. He’s extremely cute,smart,funny,and hot.

#clay #thebest #amazing

by Shamallamadingdomg December 8, 2019

Clay

A fat hairy nigga. he thinks he’s cool but really isn’t. usually drives a shit box. thinks everything that he’s got is worth way more than it actually is. socially weird and just not great to be around. overall, Clays are alright, but if you don’t have to deal with him, don’t.

Oh shit, there’s clay. run.

by Tonya Baxter April 15, 2020

Clay

Not young, alternatively "old as dirt". Used to refer to somebody who is no longer young, hip or relevant (so almost everybody).

Happy birthday, Eric. How does it feel being clay.

by Irrelevantne February 12, 2020