classic 500

When you're sitting at a red light trying to turn left to opposing traffic,and soon as light turns green you take it beating oncoming traffic!

Hurry up and pull a classic 500, I gotta go!

by El Rocko October 11, 2018

Classic darren

Means gay or bent comes from the english footballer Darren bent

That’s classic darren

by Nerdiate June 15, 2018

Classic Bannister

The act of being awful at anything and everything

Tom that was Classic Bannister

by Y0Mum July 17, 2018

confirmed classic

A phrase that a stan of an artist uses to show that the artists new work of music is already projected to be one of the greatest.

*The first seconds of Astroworld start playing*
Travis Scott stans: OMG confirmed classic

by Young Savage August 15, 2018

Classic Josh

Sending someone an insult over Facebook messenger and then immediately blocking them as you’re a delicate flower who hates being insulted.

“I hate insert name, he’s such a dick”
“Why don’t you tell him to his face?”
“Nah, I’m gonna do a Classic Josh”

by Ouzify November 22, 2019

Classic Lily

When someone you know and trust stabs you in the back. An unforgivable betrayal.

Polly: She just stole my job, can't believe it!
Marco: Hahaha, Classic Lily!

by Caralho April 24, 2019

Classic Jack

Getting politely rejected by a woman

Jack - “Lisa because robin isn’t darbying you anymore can I? I also don’t piss the bed! Clean Sheet McGee they call me”

Lisa - “ohhh what 😂”

Peter & Nathan “that’s a classic Jack”

by Swizzels May 16, 2019