Jerking off onto Lucky Charms

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.

Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.

by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020

Lucky Charmed

Having an orgy with a group of gingers, even when you yourself may not be one.

Also potentially just getting a hickey from a ginger, therefore being turned into their “charm”.

Person 1: dude, Alexa just hooked up with some guys last night!

Person 2: yo, really?

Person 1: yea, she got totally lucky charmed.

by Danny_Dino March 7, 2021

13th times the charm

yes miguel it exists - gandhi

“I will syd 13th times the charm”

by huwoansj April 28, 2021

TV Charm

The candid ability to win over people without even knowing it

He used the TV Charm and I just felt compelled to buy him a drink

by anonymous April 30, 2021

Silly Charm

a youtuber that make music Yes

-Have you heard of Silly Charm?
-no.
-Well he is a very small youtuber that makes really good music.

by 3GiroKarma May 3, 2021

Uniquely Charming

I didn't say this two days ago. The guy with 128 PhDs isn't making a reference to the thing I said in front of the only person who knows about my "monk with rosary beads". I'm clearly a paranoid schizophrenic. That's what's happening here. I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and the thing that is happening isn't happening. I just think it's happening.

Hym "Yes, I'm clearly a paranoid Schizophrenic. Just a uniquely charming paranoid schizophrenic Nianfo Buddhist monk with rosary beads.... Yep... That's what's happening..."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2022

Captain charming day

October 27. Marks the day the once upon a time episode “good form” (3x05) was aired, in which Killian Jones cures David Nolan of his deadly dreamshade poisoning and the two stop hating each other. Coined my tik toker @captaincharming_fp as the day many began to ship them, and the day they would’ve shared their first kiss in the “captaincharming_fp alternate universe”.

“Dude it’s October 27th! Let’s rewatch ‘good form’ in honour of captain charming day!”

by Ravioli tin July 31, 2022