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Never in my natural-born life

Substitute for “never have I ever” (the phrase not the game), “I can’t make this shit up”, something unbelievable for others, a “swear on” yourself without actually swearing and avoiding a jinx or bad juju tether.

Long-winded response to add edge to a story or sentence.

An attention grabbing phrase for some one/thing/situation that is shocking and/or more serious than just an “ever” . More common around idiom users and anybody you picture when hearing “certain folks”

Similar to: “never in a million years”, “on my momma”, “y’all ain’t gunna believe this but I swear…”.
“Y’all, never in my natural-born life could I make this mess up.”

“I swear, never in my natural-born life would I betray you and ours like that”

“I ain’t lying when I tell you, that fight was crazy! They were ruthless! I’ve never in my natural-born life seen two people get after each other like that!”
by NotoriousME July 29, 2024
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born on the wrong side of the blanket

born of parents not lawfully married to each other.
She was considered a social outcast because she was born on the wrong side of the blanket.
by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024
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Natural-Born American Citizen

I was born here. My mother and father were born here. My grandmother and grandfather were born here. My great-grandparents were born here.
Hym "I am a Natural-Born American Citizen. Elon is a mentally retarded South African. Deport him immediately. Send him back to Africa now."
by Hym Iam April 7, 2025
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