1000000th base

The act of having sexual intercourse with everyone on the planet... at the same time, whilst watching an episode of the hit comedy 'friends'

It is also not unusual to grow several detachable penises after u get to the one millionth and one base.

Richard: Dude i got to the 1000000th base last week!

Paul: What! that means you had sex with me! and my mum?! and my dad!!! you fucker!!!! What friends episode were you watching?

by nausia_rules October 7, 2006

2nd base

"touching of other peoples private areas"

Kelsey and her boyfriend got to second base the other day when he went up her shirt and she went down his pants.

by kristy June 30, 2003

13th Base

having sexual intercourese with your partner while wearing Sherlock Holmes hats, smoking pipes and completing a crossword in under 10 minutes.

I got to 13th Base with the wife yesterday and she came allover my deer stalker

by sergio97 January 1, 2011

base-face

a person who has been taking amphetamine to long, resulting in a rough and toothless appearance

1st man: whats up with him?

2nd man: hes been on 7 grams a day for 10 years, hes got a proper base-face innit!

by southwalessniper December 14, 2009

nineteenth base

Nineteenth base is when you bite someone's balls off and stick it up your butt at exactly 10:17 am in a physics lecture at the front of the classroom while simultaneously touching the TA's areolae and solving a very very hard physics problem involving heat transfer of energy, kinematics and forces. All while drinking a extra large coffee - double double from mcdonalds that you got for free because you stole it because you're a naughty boy.

Wow, this morning I got to nineteenth base with my professor! Everyone loved it!

by naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan November 9, 2017

based lifestyle

Living your life with purpose. Using art as your escape from the world

This based lifestyle has me really living

by Tonight138 May 16, 2016

Fap base

The place used to fap -or masturbate- repeatedly. Often a bedroom, closet, or bathroom.

Helen- Where is Nathen?

Joey- He has been hidden in his fap base all afternoon.

Helen- I knew he should've stopped renting that porn weeks ago

Joey- Yeah, thank GOD you have two bathrooms in your house

by xxLilachan8xx August 1, 2011