Ahmed

ahmed is slang for someone that engages in casual homosexuality.

omg yk that new guy in class? he’s so ahmed

by sambuch June 2, 2025

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Ahmed Parkar

Ahmed is slang for someone that engages in casual homosexuality. More specifically, a man that is into a man.

OMG have you seen the new guy? He’s sooo Ahmed Parkar. He’s even got a boyfriend!

by sambuch June 10, 2025

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ahmed is someone who lights up your life simply by just existing. someone who loves nature and spreads lots of love and positivity. as soon as you meet him, your everyday tasks are so much more fun! his existence makes you see life from another point of view, and you start enjoying it. he's probably the funniest and smartest person you'll ever meet. your favourite thing about him are probably his ears BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CUTE!!! you won't believe he's real until you actually get married; indeed, he's the greatest treasure you'll find.

"Why have you been so happy recently?"
"I met my ahmed 🌹 ! everyone needs their ahmed 🌹 in life!"

by alicantsleep April 28, 2024

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Ahmed Sarhosh

Ahmed A middle eastern boy that says nigga or nigger

That kids an Ahmed Sarhosh for real

by Seawafta May 6, 2024

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Ahmed syndrome

The disability to lose basic and fundamental cognitive abilities and have a constantly decreasing attention span that worsens by the minute which leads you to interrupt your friend's conversations or space out into the abyss every now and then.

"Faisal you're not paying attention, did the Ahmed Syndrome really get you? Pull yourself together man."

by spozy May 21, 2024

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