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I wish I had a jacket

When it's below the comfortable temperature, around the temperature that, say, a medbay might be at... You might say it's kinda chilly. ... Man, so chilly.
Miki: Oh wow, it's pretty chilly in here.

Ken: Y-Yeah, no kidding.

Miki: I wish I had a jacket.

Miki: Man, so chilly.

Ken: O-Oh!

Ken: Oh-

Ken: Um-

Ken: Sorry, you wanted-

Ken: Right, right. Here.

Miki: Aw, you're so sweet Hasegawa!
by ISONOMIKI December 17, 2025
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SCP: Wish I knew

Refers to an entity from the SCP foundation who is classified a Euclid. They are known to enter a victims house chanting the phrase "wish I knew" before converting the victim to one of them.
SCP: Wish I knew is known as an invasive species.
by jlpower December 25, 2025
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Schroeder's Wish

A wish so powerful, a person dedicated their entire life just to achieve it
"I will be a millionaire, I don't care if it take 50 years of blood and tears!"

"Wow buddy, that's Schroeder's Wish for ya!"
by ShallowWaters January 2, 2026
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the sigma you wish to be

This obviously referring to the one known as "the j".

A lot of people mistake it for j, but it is actually THE j
"oh hey handsome" wiggles butt cutely
"sorry, but i am the sigma you wish to be"
by kkinquestion March 26, 2025
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Three Wishes

No one can keep their hands off her box. Sexy, bright, and fun on the outside and sweet, wholesome, and irresistible on the inside.

She is love. She is life. She is the world's best-tasting healthy cereal that grants your three wishes: low sugar, high protein, grain free.
Every morning I have a bowl of Three Wishes before continuing my day as the coolest, healthiest, smartest person alive.
by lycksokare22 November 24, 2021
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I wish I was Jared, 19

This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”
*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*

Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”
by Seen_too_much June 7, 2024
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educated wish

Not a lie but an estimate in the form of a wish backed up by little evidence and hopes and dreams.
"It's not a lie! It's an educated wish!" -Deadpol
by Iwasnuetered July 27, 2024
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