jizz trumpet

when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts so loud and such a high pitch that it sounds like a trumpet and launching the jizz forward, thus making it a jizz trumpet

Bro you wont believe it, she totally played the jizz trumpet last night.

by the red horny devil February 10, 2023

jungle trumpet

Large busty black vocalist singing blowjob

I got the best jungle Trumpet at the Jazz Bar last night

by JungleTrumpetJazz September 5, 2023

stink trumpet

your ass, letting loose a fart

Oh my god, was that your stink trumpet that let loose in the elevator?

by easy al April 10, 2022

pulling a trumpet

Accidentall blowing into an open joint sending every thing in it flying.

Yo, Niklas was pulling a trumpet the other day, it was hilarious.

by LauNyanTaco April 21, 2022

Trumpet a Fart

The act of wafting a fart at your friend from across the room.

"Steve!" says Sally, "What would you think if I "trumpeted a fart" to you?"

by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Monkey Trumpet

A barking spider; a rusty sheriff's badge

"Christ on a bike, who's been tootling on their monkey trumpet?"

by andybased April 30, 2008

russian trumpet

Shitting in a girls mouth while she licks your balls from behind.

I gave that bitch a russian trumpet

by dashle January 5, 2016