Nut-flash

(transitive verb) To obscenely expose one's testicle or scrotum to another, either by pulling up one's shorts or by other means. A nut-flash is typically meant to frustrate or surprise the victim.

(noun) The action of nut-flashing.

Spencer: (To Lauren, aggravated) Laurrennn! Cooper nut-flashed me!

Cooper: No I didn't! I was only itching myself!

by Mezzo7 September 2, 2012

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Flash Relationship

When someone of the Homosapien Species enters a relationship, updates all of their Social Media Profiles to reflect their new relationship status, ONLY to break up with said homosapien within a weeks time.

9/30/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from SINGLE to in a relationship.

10/2/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from IN A RELATIONSHIP to SINGLE.

"Damn Girl, you always end up in them FLASH RELATIONSHIPS."

by Beezy253 September 30, 2013

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Flash Poking

Think it's weird to get "poked" on FB? Imagine getting poked by multiple people all at once. Flash Poking is when a group of people set a specific date and time to "poke" someone on FB, typically the pokee is a mutual friend of all pokers.

Ok, everyone. A Flash Poking is scheduled for Wednesday the 14th at 1:30 pm sharp. Alfonso wont know what hit him!

by So-Fee-Ah December 16, 2011

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flash of stupidity

A brain fart, temporary lack of common sense or mature judgment. The total opposite of flash of genius.

Todd: That was a real jackass moment, bro.
Dewayne: Yeah, a flash of stupidity.

by scriptwrite1 March 18, 2011

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flash abuser

flash abuser is a league of legends term referring to someone that flashed in order to survive.

Morgana: *flashes*
L9 WANNABEXD: FLASH ABUSER GO KYS
Morgana: chill bro I just used a summoner spell it's part of the game
L9 WANNABEXD: STFU YOU FUCKING SUCK IM SO EDGY AND CRINGE LOL! I GET NO ATTENTION FROM MY TWO FATHERS

by sunsethc January 3, 2022

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