jizz trumpet

when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts so loud and such a high pitch that it sounds like a trumpet and launching the jizz forward, thus making it a jizz trumpet

Bro you wont believe it, she totally played the jizz trumpet last night.

by the red horny devil February 10, 2023

pulling a trumpet

Accidentall blowing into an open joint sending every thing in it flying.

Yo, Niklas was pulling a trumpet the other day, it was hilarious.

by LauNyanTaco April 21, 2022

stink trumpet

your ass, letting loose a fart

Oh my god, was that your stink trumpet that let loose in the elevator?

by easy al April 10, 2022

jungle trumpet

Large busty black vocalist singing blowjob

I got the best jungle Trumpet at the Jazz Bar last night

by JungleTrumpetJazz September 5, 2023

Trumpet a Fart

The act of wafting a fart at your friend from across the room.

"Steve!" says Sally, "What would you think if I "trumpeted a fart" to you?"

by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Monkey Trumpet

A barking spider; a rusty sheriff's badge

"Christ on a bike, who's been tootling on their monkey trumpet?"

by andybased April 30, 2008

russian trumpet

Shitting in a girls mouth while she licks your balls from behind.

I gave that bitch a russian trumpet

by dashle January 5, 2016