To masturbate in one's bed, followed by going to sleep without getting up in between. Can be used as either a verb or a noun.
(n.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to go for a slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.
by ARLM September 19, 2010
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"Man, that new Brad Paisley video on CMT really makes me wanna slap the gravy"
"The new Call of Duty is so good, I haven't even slapped the gravy once since I bought it"
"The new Call of Duty is so good, I haven't even slapped the gravy once since I bought it"
by johnny 216 November 26, 2009
Get the slap the gravy mug.A term used to decribe a greeting commonly used in southern California. It involves each person giving each other a sideways high five then punching each others' fists.
by AaronW December 30, 2006
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Get the zen slap mug.1. When someone is talking mad shit and you end up beating the shit out of them.
2. You beat someone so hard whatever they said about you is negated
2. You beat someone so hard whatever they said about you is negated
Alex: you think you're so tough I'll kick the shit outta you.
Shawn: Shut the fuck up before I slap the goofy out of you.
Shawn: Shut the fuck up before I slap the goofy out of you.
by YaBoiSpoon June 7, 2019
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Get the Sanny Slap mug.jerome came home pissed and passed out. Come morning the prick wouldnt wake for work. Grabbed a frozen used lady pad from the freezer and rag slapped him across the cheeks. That woke the cunt up.
by rag slapper March 1, 2011
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