national kiss someone that has a name that starts with L day

give a kiss to a person that's name starts with an L

everyone stop talking about national kiss someone that has a name that starts with L day

by ummmidkmaybenot December 9, 2023

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

well im really impressed

heres a present: .-- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

by DarkStorm4600 August 22, 2023

Im 'Bout to get Started

To do horrible and I am absolutely horrible in a Super Smash Bros but the opponent on discord throws out an insult about your mother. Thus leading to you gaining plot armor and hitting the wildest combo finishing with a spike directly to the opponents face causing them to get sent into a spiral of losing by sheer intimidation alone. However, to do an "Im 'Bout to get Started" correctly one must say "Im 'Bout to get Started" out loud for God to hear and thus bless you with plot armor. For Newton's third law states that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. So one must have their mother insulted for the "Im 'Bout to get Started" clause to kick in. It is like a complex math equation. Im 'Bout to get Started can also work in person in certain circumstances however the previous criteria of a mother insult plus saying out loud "Im 'Bout to get Started" must be met.

Person A : You called my mom a what?!
Person B: A COW!
Person A: "Im 'Bout to get Started"

by golly_gee_awman_shucks_darn October 5, 2023

if I’m mad and I start laughing RUN

“If I’m mad and I start laughing RUN” can be used in two different ways, someone might say it to joke around OR
A UwU susy Baka girl/boy might say if someone makes them mad.

UwU:I LUV mha!!! :3 :p
Person 1:bro shut up you have said that at least 3 times WE ALL KNOW
UwU: hey! You should never t say that you might make me sad🥺👉🏼👈🏼
Person 2: yo person 1 isn’t wrong and plus what are you gonna do about it?
UwU:if I’m mad and I start laughing RUN *starts laughing*

by Bb_gurlllll July 6, 2023

Mel started it

Mel started it, I was just defending myself!

Mel started it, I was only defending myselfis a bully and started it, 😂 😀

by Skeggssy July 12, 2023

National Start A Rumor About A Stupid Bitch Day!

National Start A Rumor About A Stupid Bitch day starts on November 28th, aka 11/28! It means, if you find out something about someone, you can spread it around if you really hate them!

Person 1: I just found out that ___ did has a crush on your boyfriend!

Person 2: I’m telling everyone!

Person 1: wait, why?

Person 2: because it’s National start a Rumor About a stupid bitch day!

Person 1: oh, okay! I’ll start one about her as well!

by bemo! November 22, 2021

starting the car

taking a shit first thing in the morning while it’s freezing.

John: Yo the bus comes at 7:32 am, where are you?

Jack: I’ll be there soon, I’m starting the car.

John: Hurry up and Wash your hands. U might want to bring a Jacket too.

by Dat Nigga Stealy November 18, 2020