seattle seabiscuit

A sexual act in which you lay in a bathtub full of water and have a prostitute takes a shit on you while you take in the Pungent Sound.

At a $1,000 that Seattle Seabiscuit was worth every penny.

by Lucas Kergin June 23, 2019

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seattle yodel

While licking someone's ass, one starts yodeling.

"Yo! Wanna Seattle Yodel the shit outta me?"

by Johnson Bisnaga August 21, 2019

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seattle stare

A defensive tactic for pedestrians in Seattle. Stare straight ahead, do not make eye contact. If someone speaks to you, keep walking.

The homeless man tried to beckon to the bearded hipster, but the hipster had his Seattle stare fixed on some indefinite object about 200 yards in the distance.

by RazorEm December 15, 2017

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Seattle mouth

It’s when your mouth tastes like a transient just took a dump right square in the middle of your mouth.

Man, I woke up this morning with Seattle mouth!

by cjonesnsv December 7, 2019

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Seattle Salt

The behavior exhibited by fans of the Seattle Seahawks after they lose a game. Can be amplified if said fan is empowered by being surrounded by other fans.

Seahawks Fan: "It's bullshit that we lost because of a call that I don't, nevermind when calls go in the Seahawks favor. I want Tennessee to win the Superbowl!"

Non-Seahawks Fan: "Wow. The Seattle Salt is real..."

by BsAlchemy January 12, 2020

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