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Washington Apple Picker

The act of ripping off another person's dingleberries (dried fecal matter, hanging from ass hair), and baking them in an oven. The dingleberries are then coated in the person's semen, and eaten as a crunchy snack.
Man 1: "Yo dude, wanna try out the Washington Apple Picker?
Man 2: "Hell yeah! Fire up the oven!"
by the one and only dunce September 9, 2025
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Starfish Picker

A phrase used to describe someone who scratches their bare ass, a bit too deep
I wouldn’t ever touch his hand, he’s the neighborhoodstarfish picker
by Terrytreehead December 14, 2025
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Colonizing berry picker

These are fighting words. You should be outraged, or so ashamed of yourself, that you run and get wild game, preferably venison. Moose meat is ideal and hard to 'get'.

1 moose (you can stay for now)
2 moose ( all her relatives are going to come and meet you, to welcome you into the family and is that fresh moose meat?)
5 moose (you are marrying someone one in the tribe. The moose will be gone. You can have some one of two ways a) You will literally have to go rez home to rez home at dinner time and have dinner with that family and your 'new fiance' to get some of your moose meat back. This will take several days. b) When you and your girlfriend go outside late morning the Chief will have fired up the community barbecue with the whole tribe as he praises his tribal daughter for bring home a good hunter and provider. Her new husband.(that's you tugar.))

Married by the chief in informal tribe of people and witnessed by every one.
You Colonizing berry picker! Go get me some moose meat now, Tugar.
by Modern Women December 20, 2025
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Perry County Pocket Picker

The action 2 men stuffing 1 dollar bills into a females rectum, then slowly removing them by pinching the dollar bills in between their penises
Me and Johnny gave Tonia a Perry County Pocket Picker on Friday
by Muffinplucker January 8, 2026
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Declan Pickering

this guy is a bronze beater he struggles to get ranks in jerkmate and females to be near him
Nigga your a complete Declan pickering.
by Summit121212 February 16, 2025
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Skin picker

This skin picker is just a skinny trackor
by Whiplashjeep February 26, 2023
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Pearl picker

A slang term for one who "picks her pearl" or fishes around in her personal clam area for the prized pearl or clitoris.
by FartAss69420 March 27, 2023
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