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Private Office

An organisation frequently referred to by those who belong to it. People who work for the Private Office have to hand out their business cards or they will have an aneurysm.
Private Office, Jack speaking!

It’s a Private Office thing, you wouldn’t understand you stupid fuck!
by cremedecaca November 22, 2021
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Private Joker

When you mix up information on purpose just to confuse someone. This verb is inspired by the main character from Full Metal Jacket, directed by Stanley Kubrick between 1985 and 1987.
My best friend just loves to Private Joker me. It's so annoying, Jesus Christ...
by sadly_known_as_katherine October 9, 2021
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private story kind of guy

by Idkimhereig October 31, 2021
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private soda

when you get robbed but not really robbed, $4 worth
Did you hear what happened?”-Christina
Fernando just got private soda’d!” -Ryan
by blue_boxers008 September 27, 2021
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private jet

Best Place you’ll ever find to get it on. Perfect privacy and the only people on board are the ones you invited. Be prepared, it will be the ride of you life… and not just the plane ride.
Fuck in a private jet ain’t nowhere safe now
by SmartBxi123 September 2, 2021
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Anti grab-private-things day

The ANTI GRAB-PRIVATE-THINGS DAY, is celebrated on 4th august to stop all the people that do things like "grab boob/ass/idk day!" stfu dickheads, is a maniac things celebrating a """""day""""" like these
josh:Let's have fun! boy it's the grab * day
boy: stfu dick. i celebrate the Anti grab-private-things day <3
by shiftt_fkk June 3, 2021
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Perpetual Private

Ageing cop who has never been promoted, he's everyones friend and has never accepted any form of kickback. He joined to help granny's over the road and "make a difference". He is the eternal good cop. At weekends he is in the Klu Klux Klan.
Hey Fred, spark that camberwell carrot.... No man, that old boys a pig Its OK hes the perpetual private, he dont give a shit cos we're wiggers
by Doctor Bastardo September 24, 2012
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