Micro Mismanaged

When your boss is simultaneously micromanaging you and doing a poor job coordinating the project as a whole.

Even with two daily touch points scheduled for this project, no one could figure out what was being asked of them. I've never seen a project so micro mismanaged.

by rpcgal April 9, 2022

micro shart

The small amount of shit that comes out when you shart, but not fully. A small shart.

I didn’t shit my pants, it was just a micro shart.

by Anon_* January 8, 2021

micro-patriot

An American who shows their ‘love’ for their country, their fellow citizens, and the fact they aren't sheeple by wearing their covid face-covering just below their nose. Their are also noted for their small, technically micro-penis, genitalia. Micro-patriot is a portmanteau of Micro-penis and Patriot. Alternatively, Micro can stand for the small gap between their nose and their face covering.

I went to Costco and saw some real micro-patriots in the house harms you section. Not looking for condoms obviously because the ones Costco has would be too large.

by PortlandAlarmClocked January 10, 2021

Micro penis

A micro penis is used to describe someone whose penis is not only small but can be labelled as microscopic.
An embarrassing size with questionable functionality.

My friend Andrew Dalimore has a micro penis-Beau

by Andypoi123 January 14, 2021

micro mint

A candy type of regular mint taste with a micro pinch of a drug substance or marijuana, cbd, thc.

Past me a micro mint mood eleveor.

by Sophia English February 1, 2021

Micro Trans Action

When two transgender midgets are having sex.

- Wow, did you hear John and Sarah had sex yesterday?

-Yeah, they had a Micro Trans Action.

by memstealer February 13, 2021

Micro mini pimp

It is a pimp not a assistant pimp but just a pimp that is under 4 foot tall

Man that short ass dude smack the piss out that girl no he ain't short that's he's a micro mini Pimp he pimp smacked her

by $dan2rich March 1, 2021