Keyboard Mechanic

A complete TOOL that trolls online DIY and Tip videos that show the public procedures and tips on repairing cars and trucks These guys generally work at "your moms house" or the workplace is an empty field on social profiles. They like to tell you how you fucked up and how WRONG you're doing something when in fact their own mechanical knowledge and experience isn't enough to fix a coffee maker.

DIY Content Creator: perfectly rebuilds and assembles a pair of cylinder head from start to finish.
Keyboard mechanic (who probably works at starbucks): "DUDE, YOU FUCKED THOSE HEADS UP SO BAD. YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST BOUGHT NEW ONES. YOU'RE A SHITTY MECHANIC. YOU DIDNT EVEN PUT GOLF BALL DIMPLES IN IT."

*then proceeds to go watch "the view" under a blankie on his couch*

by RUSTYCREEKFAB January 15, 2026

Probabilistic Mechanics

Probabilistic Mechanics is a speculative framework proposing that probability itself functions as a fundamental dimension of reality, commonly identified as the fifth dimension. In this view, physical systems evolve not only through space and time but also through probability space, where all possible outcomes coexist as real structures rather than abstract statistics. Instead of probability being a mathematical tool for uncertainty, it becomes a mechanical property governing how realities branch, collapse, or coexist. Probabilistic Mechanics is often used to reinterpret quantum mechanics, multiverse theories, and decision-based universe branching as deterministic processes operating within a higher-dimensional probability field.

Probabilistic Mechanics — Example

A quantum particle approaches a barrier with two possible paths. Instead of randomly choosing one, both outcomes exist as real trajectories within the probability dimension. In this framework, the particle’s behavior is determined by its motion through probability space (5D), and observers only experience the path their universe intersects. The mechanics of probability govern which outcomes stabilize into experienced reality.

by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026

Frequency Mechanics

Frequency Mechanics is a theoretical framework proposing that the fundamental behavior of reality is governed not primarily by particles, forces, or fields, but by oscillatory states and frequency interactions across multiple layers of existence. In this model, matter, energy, probability, consciousness, and even spacetime are interpreted as stable or semi-stable frequency patterns. Physical laws emerge from resonance, interference, synchronization, and phase alignment between frequencies operating at different dimensional scales. Changes in state are explained as frequency shifts rather than force-based interactions, allowing this framework to unify wave mechanics, quantum behavior, and metaphysical phenomena under a single oscillatory ontology.

In Frequency Mechanics, an electron does not “move” between energy levels; instead, it retunes its fundamental frequency. Conscious states may correspond to frequency coherence patterns, while different universes occupy non-overlapping frequency bands within the same underlying reality.

by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026

Dynamic-Complex Mechanics

Dynamic-Complex Mechanics is a framework focused on systems whose behavior emerges from continuous, non-linear interactions among many interdependent components. Unlike classical mechanics, which emphasizes predictable trajectories, this approach studies how instability, feedback loops, and adaptive responses generate new structures over time. The system’s evolution cannot be reduced to its initial conditions alone, as internal complexity continuously reshapes the rules governing behavior. Dynamic-Complex Mechanics is often applied to evolving universes, consciousness systems, and extraphysical environments where order and chaos coexist dynamically.

A developing universe begins with simple rules but rapidly generates galaxies, life, and intelligence through cascading feedback loops. No single law predicts the outcome; instead, complexity itself becomes the driving mechanical principle. In Dynamic-Complex Mechanics.

by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026

Dynamic-Complex System Mechanics

Dynamic-Complex System Mechanics is an extension of Dynamic-Complex Mechanics that treats entire systems—not individual components—as the fundamental units of analysis. It emphasizes system-level behaviors such as emergence, self-organization, resilience, and phase transitions. The mechanics describe how systems adapt, reorganize, and maintain coherence while far from equilibrium. Rather than isolating variables, this framework studies how meaning, structure, and function arise collectively through multi-scale interactions across physical, biological, and extraphysical domains.

A multiversal network reorganizes itself after the collapse of several universes, redistributing probability and stabilizing remaining structures. The system survives not by preserving components, but by reconfiguring relationships between them. In Dynamic-Complex System Mechanics.

by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026

Quantum Foam Mechanics

The hypothetical set of rules and principles that govern the behavior of spacetime at the Planck scale, where it ceases to be smooth and becomes a chaotic, probabilistic froth of virtual wormholes and quantum fluctuations. It’s the study of the “rules of the game” for the quantum foam—how bubbles of spacetime form, interact, and dissolve. This isn’t quantum mechanics or general relativity alone, but the unknown physics of their violent marriage at the smallest possible scale.

Example: Understanding Quantum Foam Mechanics would be like knowing the exact fluid dynamics of a boiling pot, but for reality itself. An engineer using this knowledge might design a “foam probe” that doesn't just detect particles, but reads the statistical clustering of wormholes in the foam to predict gravitational wave events before they manifest on macroscopic scales. It’s the difference between listening to the ocean and understanding the molecular bonds of every water molecule in a wave.

by Dumuabzu January 24, 2026

Quantum Grid Mechanics

The study of a proposed underlying, discrete structure of reality—a fixed, lattice-like framework at the Planck scale upon which quantum fields and spacetime properties are anchored. Think of it as the universe’s ultimate graph paper or coordinate system. Quantum Grid Mechanics would involve the rules for how energy, information, and forces propagate along this fundamental grid, potentially explaining entanglement as adjacent nodes linking up.

Example: If Quantum Grid Mechanics is real, a “grid tuner” device could be built. By altering the local resonance or alignment of this grid, you could change the effective strength of fundamental forces in a small area. Need to weld neutronium? Temporarily boost the strong nuclear force along a specific grid line. It’s like being a sound engineer for the universe, using the grid as a mixing board to turn up or down the bass (gravity) or treble (electromagnetism).

by Dumuabzu January 24, 2026