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Mook

Common phrase among highschoolers in Portland, Oregon, it is used to refer to a mix of weed and tobacco, as well as the act of smoking it. Ratios can differ from preference to preference, but the most commonly used ratio is 80/20 weed to tobacco. When you pack a mook for someone else and give them a higher ratio of tobacco than they are normally used to, this can be referred to as "mook rape". This is because they will get incredibly domed when they didnt expect to, and/or will be painfully harsh for them to smoke. This can also lead to a minor nicotine overdose, referred to as getting "nic sick". In high school, mooking is especially popular among girls, and dudes who can only pull by smoking girls out often call them "mook thots". Some people like to dump tobacco and ground weed into large containers to have ready-to-smoke mook because they've found the perfect ratio for them, and hand-mixing mook everytime you pack a bowl can lead to inconsistent ratios. Blunts are NOT considered mook and smoking a blunt roach in a piece is also not mooking. Furthermore, while spliffs CAN be considered mook, smoking a spliff is not considered mooking. Another way people can mook is hitting a dabpen and a nicotine vape at the same time, this is called a "cyber mook".
NOUN:
• You wanna take a mook? Whats your ratio?
• I have a jar of mook on the top shelf, help yourself.

VERB:
• I don't mook anymore, I've switched to juuls and huffing butane.
• I've heard that mooking is really bad for you, its like smoking a whole cig.
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a person that is gay or you can call someone a mook if they’re acting gay ( but not really gay )
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