lube dan

when ur friend dan enjoys to be inebriated (lubed up if you will), and is so constantly lubed up that he earns the nickname lube dan

"have you seen lube dan today?" "yeah he is on the front porch smoking a cig"

by lubedansbiggestfan August 8, 2021

Tube o' Lube

A cylindrical shaped container housing the slick substance known as lube. Often used by gay men before they butt-fuck each other. Sometimes flavored to elevate the pleasure of the anal participants.

*Denver tries to insert himself inside Ben's puckered asshole*
Ben: What THE FUCK Denver, at least use some lube.
Denver: I don't have any Benny.
Ben: Just grab the Tube o' Lube from the nightstand!

by mr.cj-peakok January 7, 2019

Lube the plate

Lubing the plate is when someone puts a lubricant on the flat part behind the blades on an electric razor while shaving their testicular hair

Jimmy lube the plate because the razor wasn’t Gliding across and getting a clean shave

by I❤️Cougars June 12, 2018

Hot Lube

When the male forgets a condom so the female used her shit as lube

Mike: shit I forgot a condom
Grace: don’t worry I just took a shit hot lube is the move

by Rolly Rolly with some gum June 14, 2018

Lube

Lube: (verb) create a compelling story that one wishes to hear out to the end. Finish the story with someone eating ass or something of that nature.

Yo man did you see Reefs sick Lube on MIMO last night?!

by Jynxxy June 29, 2018

Lube them toes

“Lube them toes” is where a man puts anal lubricant on his toe and ever so gently shoves it up girls ass.

Tom: Hey did you hear what happened last night
Jeff: No what happened
Tom: Your girlfriend lube them toes, man you know what I’m saying
Jeff:mother beep* you stupid b****!!!!!!
HAPPILY EVER AFTER, for Tom anyway😂

by Demigodpridex September 27, 2018

Cage Lube

Lube to grease up bars

yeah like grease up the bars so you can escape . Use cage lube

by Knights of the Borg January 18, 2023