by TheGayLegoFig January 19, 2018
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Usess
1.for fun
2.as a proventative of intrusion
3.the most deadly weapon against feet to ever be created
Side note: how to diagnose LIFS (Lego imbedded in foot syndrome) if you feel a pain beyond human understanding Eg your foot being torn apart by hungry rabbits. It is probably LIFS. Btw there is no cure!!!
Usess
1.for fun
2.as a proventative of intrusion
3.the most deadly weapon against feet to ever be created
Side note: how to diagnose LIFS (Lego imbedded in foot syndrome) if you feel a pain beyond human understanding Eg your foot being torn apart by hungry rabbits. It is probably LIFS. Btw there is no cure!!!
Doctor: how mutch dose it hurt from a scale of one to “ohh no I stepped on Lego”
Patient:ummm ohh no I stepped on Lego.
Doctor :we must operate immediately.
Next situation
Kid : dad can I get out the Lego
Dad:sure just don’t drop any Lego
Five minutes later you living room is a mine filled.
Patient:ummm ohh no I stepped on Lego.
Doctor :we must operate immediately.
Next situation
Kid : dad can I get out the Lego
Dad:sure just don’t drop any Lego
Five minutes later you living room is a mine filled.
by Caleb26 January 21, 2018
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Seriously, dosen't everyone know what a LEGO is? You know, these Minecraft looking things you step on and it hurts.
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Get the Lego mug.A torture device discovered in Germany and subsequently used by Americans in the most violent forms of torture which was then found to be useful for building stuff.
During times of war, prisoners would be ushered into a completely dark room with random Lego pieces on the floor and be required to continuously walk around.
On day, a cleaner was wiping the blood and toenails from the Lego room when they discovered that multiple pieces can be joined together and used to build things.
Clarification: Duplo; Four times the size, four times the pain.
During times of war, prisoners would be ushered into a completely dark room with random Lego pieces on the floor and be required to continuously walk around.
On day, a cleaner was wiping the blood and toenails from the Lego room when they discovered that multiple pieces can be joined together and used to build things.
Clarification: Duplo; Four times the size, four times the pain.
by Unice Tracy Able April 5, 2020
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