Keith

Fat idiot who gets no play no rizz no game no friends no life and gay

Someone “hey is that Keith?”
Someone 2 “who the fuck is that”

by FactualHuman69420 December 2, 2022

Keith

The whitest name a white man can have to their name

Guy 1: Is that Keith?
Guy 2: Damn

by OneArmLegend December 4, 2022

Keith

SOMEONE I HAVE A FAT CRUSH ON

“God i have a crush on keith”
“WHY IS HIS NAME SO UGLY!”

by Mostrandomshitever December 4, 2022

keith

the most unattractive male name

"what is the most unattractive male first name in the English language" "keith"

by Ignitor_ignition December 21, 2022

Keithing

(Verb or gerund) used to describe a rockstar lifestyle, one which normally involves multiple women, guitar playing and living life to the full, regardless of age.

Dude 1: Luiz is such a player. Playing music to live audiences, chasing every single woman and living life free and easy.

Dude 2: yeah, he’s just Keithing about

by Bermuder April 24, 2023

Keith Arsewank

An American gun-nut, homophobe, racist, transphobe, and far-right political wannabe who has lost every election he's contested. Sometimes wrongly known as "Keith R. Swank"
He became known on 27 March 2023 when he made a dumb post on Twitter calling for teachers to be armed.
He regularly posts homophobic and transphobic tweets in a style known as "being an Arsewank"
He claims to have served in the military and the police force. Whilst his military service has never been proven, his police employment has been verified by the existence of a report of the disciplinary proceedings when he was suspended without pay for his part in an "ethnic slur" offence.
Arsewank day is now celebrated on 27 March

Look at him. He's an idiot. He's a proper Keith Arsewank.

by keithArsewank July 5, 2023

Keith Lagasse

A bum from central Connecticut whose only goal in life is to go to as many minor league sports as he can whilst complaining on facebook about how he doesn’t have any money for food or a room to sleep in. He puts forth no effort in life to better himself and doesn’t deserve the thoughts and prayers one might feel inclined to offer him.

See that man gloating about taking the bus across Connecticut.

Yeah he’s such a Keith Lagasse

by PeetaMoran August 7, 2023