January Christian

A person who resolves on New Year's Day to attend church more regularly during the New Year, hits up church every Sunday in January, then loses steam by about February or March. He or she may recover enough momentum to make it church on Easter Sunday but probably not very often after that.

Man A: You comin to my pre-game dis afternoon?
Man B: Yeah, after church.
Man A: After /church/? Hell's up with that?
Man B: My woman? She's a January Christian. Happens every year. I give her to March, though. She'll be out when the sun comes out.

by Richard J July 20, 2008

No PUBG January

A month in which you cannot play PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds in any way, shape or form. Loss of saltiness tends to increase by 700%.

"Hey, Michael, I need your help in Pochinki!"
"Sorry man, it's No PUBG January! Can't do that shit today!"

by pimpex December 3, 2018

January 14

January 14 is the day when long ass penis niggas where born

I have a long ass penis

Are u born January 14
Yes

Ah i believe u

by Me on yo mom 69 November 25, 2019

January 13

The day you meet the love of your life, the day your life changes forever. ❤️

Freind: When did you meet your fiance?

ME: I met her on January 13 ❤️ ❤️

by LOVE009 December 11, 2020

January 14

National being single appreciation day!!!!

january 14 is the day when you absolutely do not need a girlfriend to be happy. single lives rule!!!!

by Tiktoker1222 December 11, 2020

January 4th

January 4th is National Damn Daniel day. A celebration of the iconic boy, Daniel, rocking the white vans.

Person 1: “Today’s January 4th, it’s my Birthday!”
Person 2: “Damn Daniel!”

by Shinkin October 26, 2020

January 11

This is national Ask Him/Her Out Day, this is the day when you finally confess you feelings.

Boy: oh look it’s January 11th!
Girl: will you go out with me?
Boy: of course, your beautiful and amazing.

by My name isn’t haha November 3, 2020