Floating Chair

Hovering over the toilet seat when taking a shit because the seat is freezing.

dam dude, i had to floating chair this morning it was so cold out!

by EDDY-G-123 May 14, 2016

Speaking chair

When you are pushing in your chair and it makes a fart noise and everyone turns towards you with the utmost disgust.

Me:*Pulls in seat - Chair makes weird noise*
Person:Are you fucking kidding me? Again!? You know we aren't aloud to open windows in this class!!!
Me:B-but it was a Speaking chair, trust me!!!

#Awkward #Chair #Speaking #School

by Shitionary May 16, 2016

lettuce chair

Safe word generally used for when he or she puts it in the wrong hole

Top : oh yeah baby

Bottom : LETTUCE CHAIR

by Honey mustard February 3, 2020

dirty chair

Dirty chair is when u take a chair and fuck it while the chair legs is but fucking somone else.

i got dirty chaired yeasterday with my 3 other friends.

by Bagget aka Noa April 28, 2020

Horible chairs

Horible chairs are something Anix calls the folding chairs in bloxburg

They are Horible chairs.

by MercuryOfficial July 9, 2020

Captain's Chair

Another word for a computer chair.

"I got it! Hand over the captain's chair!"

"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."

by DutchPirate September 20, 2012

The Malectric Chair

Going to sit down in a wooden chair and sitting on your testicles.

My Doctor said I need to stop sitting on my balls. He thinks I'm purposely giving myself The Malectric Chair

by Brett50Cal July 13, 2012