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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
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Itch

A term for bitch sometimes used with respect i.e I love you itch, or I don't like that itch
I love you itch!!! (I.e. I love you bitch) I don't like that itch she is stank!!🤔
by Alicia Larson April 8, 2023
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Brawler's Itch

The insatiable desire to fight a mf, but for various reasons can't.
Friend 1: Why are you making fists?

Friend 2: I didn't notice I must have the Brawler's itch
by DR.SDR13729 April 13, 2023
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The Royal Itch

A rash that is only cured by frequenting The Royal ex. The Merino Tavern owned by the Patterson family.
Holy moly bro I’ve got the Royal itch bad today.
by Confirmed ghostie November 29, 2023
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gay itch

when you have an itch at, around, or near your private parts
person 1: ah shit im itching right near my balls again, thats like the 5th time this week
person 2: you have the gay itch
by sweetcreamscoops November 30, 2023
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My balls itch so bad

My balls itch so bad, bro

Me too
Let's itch each other's balls
Aaaa I'm nutting !
by Bucketissupercoolexclamation December 4, 2023
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Itch bitchin

When you are pissed off at your boyfriend for cheating on you but you haven’t fully given up on men so you are itchin to be with a bitch
Tanya: OMG did you hear that Justin cheated on Samantha?
Emily: yeah she was caught itch bitchin with the girl Justin cheated with.
by Chiccaa November 6, 2021
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