Goofed Up

When the dick/pussy of your partner is so good, it’s got you making potentially life-ruining decisions just so you continue to have access.

The pussy’s got my man so goofed up, he done co-signed for her high-interest credit card.

“Brittney, girl, Leon’s got you so goofed up on that dick, you went back after he gave you syphilis twice!”

by WhoopWhoopYaBoi April 24, 2024

Goof my moo

The act of stroking your penis whilst taking a shit.

Man I’m really horny I think I’m gonna goof my moo

by MooGoofer May 19, 2024

Goof my moo

The act of jerking off while taking a shit on the toilet.

Hold on guys! I need to go goof my moo!

by goofyslut69 May 28, 2024

Goof My Moo

The act of stroking one’s penis

Dude she’s so hot I want her to goof my moo!

by MooGoofer May 29, 2024

nut on your goof

To cum all over someone's goof.

"DONT MAKE ME NUT ON YOUR GOOF!"

by NyxxieQueen May 31, 2024

Goof neuf

A person that has a hard time comprehending things that others find simple. Also they scream and freak out when anything changes or doesn't go their way. They also have zero social skills

That boy is really freaking out about suck a simple task. He's a real goof neuf.

by Joeblowtheho February 15, 2024

goofing out

getting more and more goofy. like blacking out but it's being goofy instead of being intoxicated.

you are literally goofing out today

by transitmatt March 23, 2024