France

The equivalent of getting sixty 100s on math where your average goes from 88.98 to 90, but get one 0 and the average turns to 23. Also shit country.

WW1: Absolutely kicking German ass on the Western front; no credit
WW2: Gets invaded easily due to many internal problems and eventually fighting off the nazis; bullied for eternity.

The country and food are beautiful, the people aren’t.

Wehraboo: France sucks! They lost in WW2
Historian: *pulls sandal out ready to beat ass*

by weird eye the science guy March 3, 2019

France

A shithole full of snobby pricks who think it's alright to drop nukes near Australia and New Zealand. The most notable thing about France is that it lost to Germany in World War 2 after 2 weeks even though it had been preparing for an invasion since 1918.

Tourist: I just went to France.

Friend: How was it?
Tourist: It's a shithole.

by sophisticatedaustralian September 7, 2018

Frances

She pretends to be innocent. In reality, she is dreaming about hot boys and how to do stuff.

Look, she's daydreaming and drooling!
Might be a Frances.

by Guesteluding March 9, 2023

France

A country which Europeans makes fun of ironically. If you are not European then they may get angry.
It might be for the presumption of French people being pompous. Or just France, ha-ha.

1.) By an European talking about countries: I hate France lol.

European: Same bro.

2.) By a non-European about countries: I hate France lol.

European: 1)>:( 2) Same bro. (50% chance of either)

3.) About people: Dude, don't just call people peasants. You are acting totally french right now.

by IMakeTheseCauseICan'tFindThem March 17, 2023

france

a place that was colonized by canada because canada colonized france

did you know france was colonized by canada

by REALNEWSTODAYREAL March 17, 2023

France

A Country not even Urban Dictionary acknowledges the existence of

France doesn't exist

by Russian bias go brrrrrrrrrrrrr April 2, 2023

South of France

Quite popularly where those who have come to acquire a new fortune will go to enjoy their new riches and forget about their existing responsibilities and obligations.

"The founders of that NFT project fucked off to the South of France for months after their project was received their first round of funding."

by dontfadeanon February 9, 2023