Life

A Cereal

John: Hey! What Are You Eating?
Alex: Oh, A Box Of Life Cereal
John: Ok

by Random Person On UD November 27, 2021

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I could have saved one tonight but no one will fucking listen to me. Who's fault I'd that!? Yours you piece of shit.

Hym "What does it take to save a life? You don't fucking know. Because you don't understand heroism. You are what I thought you were."

by Hym Iam May 7, 2022

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A meaningless cycle from birth to death. It used to be meaningful and great for all, but that was just before the existence of humans...

It starts, fresh, new and happy. Then, the freshness turns into an endless painful cycle of gathering useless knowledge that would not help anyone at all, before manifesting itself in its fullness - - Work. Pain. Scoldings. The fear of losing your job. The fear for yourself, and your lost world...

Life then changes as you retire. You finally get some rest, but is broken beyond repair. You look down, back, at your life path. Is it worth it? The suffering?

And then, life ends.

by Hydra-3 November 3, 2022

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A mistake

life is such a mistake,I hate every aspect of it.

by REALITYBREAKER1735 November 15, 2022

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The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death. Also, 42.
Source: Google Assistant.

Me: What is the meaning of life?
Google Assistant: Life. n. The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death. Also, 42.

by Shugunou January 4, 2022

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