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Elf pubes

The hairy green seaweeds that float in the ocean water are actually elf pubes. When the eldest elf dies in the village their pubes must be shaved because the hairs contain special powers which mustn’t be used for evil and only for good.

Look out it’s elf pubes in the water don’t touch them!

by The little dingler man July 23, 2023

Elf

someone who lives in Estonia or is ethnically Estonian

person 1: that guy over there is super short and has pointy ears. he looks like an elf
person 2: that's because he's estonian

by Denmark denier August 7, 2023

Head Elf

The elf responsible for blowing Santa when Mrs. Claus is busy baking cookies.

Man being the head elf is not all it is cracked up to be. Santa cums a small river and expects me to swallow.

by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

ELF

A little bastard at the North Pole that threw yellow snow at another bastard

That ELF threw a Piss ball at me

by Hey man, I have an Elf bomb July 8, 2020

Santa’s Elf

A role playing act between an old man and a midget. Commonly done in Southern Romania. Can be penalised if authorities find out.

“Old mate dom down the street was telling us at the pub about how he loves doing Santa’s Elf”

by That’s Lesbian August 17, 2022