Penguin Eater

1. An annoying douche bag .

2. Someone who eats penguins.

Asshat: Hey, do you want to go out?
Person: No, you are a penguin eater!
Asshat: What's that supposed to mean?
Person: That if you don't go away I will shove my foot up your ass.
Asshat: ...oh...

by Noel Random March 21, 2010

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News Eater

Someone that uses the Facebook Newsfeed to get all their Facebook info, as opposed to fraping peoples walls.

John: How did you see my post, you frapist?

Sam: I'm not a frapist, I'm a News Eater!

John: Oh sorry, my mistake.

by Froridinator July 22, 2010

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Kilo Eater

A parody of kilometre. A person who in their bid to lose weight takes up jogging and ends up stopping every so often to munch on something from restaurants and food vendors

May: Check out Annie, she hasnt lost any weight since she took up running 2 months ago.
Beth: Not surprised, she is a kilo eater. I have spotted her many times coming out of restaurants munching a doughnut dressed in her truck suit

by Pookie518 March 19, 2013

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Mic Eater

That one person with a mic that radiated so much incredible, powerful sound you had to turn them down to 5% volume, lest your entire house be decimated by their mighty, booming voice.

Tony: Dude, Justin is such a Mic Eater!
Jackson: Bro I know! He broke my headphones last wee-
Justin: OH HEY GUYS HOW ARE YA!?

by Polker November 19, 2019

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Heart Eater

A female or male who you are in love with and they pretend to care about you and uses you but then dumps you or hurt you and then act like you’re the one who fucked shit up

She is a heart eater and doesn’t care about me

by Sad15yearold June 10, 2019

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