Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage

"You can leave a pitted/abraded/scratched/bubbled/discolored windshield in your car till 0%!$@&# Doomsday and it will never get hit, but then just as soon as you actually REPLACE said "ancient" glass wif a brand new one, THAT'S when you'll get a bleepin' BIG OL' PEBBLE tossed up by a passing vehicle, and star-crack your nice shiny-fresh windshield all to Hell!"

After several years I eventually got sick and tired of all da misty triplex-haze on my car's original-from-the-factory windshield, and so I finally replaced it --- wouldn't you know that the VERY NEXT DAY it got a huge crack in it after a rock got thrown up by the wheel of a passing dump-truck! Ahhhhrrrggggghhhhh... classic case of Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage, I guess!!

by QuacksO July 31, 2018

3 damage

When you deal 3 damage with a Pump Shotgun in Fortnite

You: Guy on me
Friend: I'm coming bro
*You shoot the pump*
You: 3 DAMAGE *you procceed to say why the game is shite, but just start up another round"

by IsYaBoii August 7, 2018

Digitally damaged

The real life sensations, emotions and feelings experienced when a victim or subject of passive digital forms of rejection, deletion, disconnect, and aftermath of digital bullying (which is aggressive when actually happening). This is a pychosocial affect of the virtual world entering into the physical world. Examples of this are the Facebook divorce ... When a spouse divorces their lawful other online before the divorce, the 'digital delete', etc.

"I'm feeling sad because I'm digitally damaged."

by Dot* August 9, 2018

Fortnite Damage

Fortnite Damage; When you're playing any other game than Fortnite and deal 8 damage using a shotgun

HOW THE FUCK DID THAT DEAL 8 DAMAGE, WHAT IS THIS FOR FORTNITE DAMAGE - Pissed Apex Legends Player

by Skythes February 15, 2019

emotional damage

ready to be sent to jesus

i will emotional damage you if you say that again.

by steven he January 22, 2023

Emotional damage

u lost a game...
and the game coders are dumb
and your emotions get damage

oh fu** HOW THE HELL DID I LOST ALL MY FRIKING SCORE AND WHY DID THAT MOTHERFU**ER TAKE MY SCORE, THIS STUPID A*S GAME

Emotional damage

by Table 278 YT January 28, 2023

pewnitive damages

A court ruling dat specifies dat you must attend church as a penalty for excessive farting.

In da infamous "July is National Baked Bean Month" speech, da speaker would likely be assigned pewnitive damages if said scenario had happened in real life.

by QuacksO February 6, 2023