Dirty Dan

not you

you'll never be dirty dan, because I'm dirty dan

by CrypticMemory January 11, 2020

Dirty Parker

The act of splitting a girl in half with your gargantuan horse cock

“You look a little sore, what happened to you last night?

“Oh nothing my boyfriend gave me a dirty Parker last night”

by theemoone182 April 4, 2020

Dirty Dot

An term occasionally used by inhabitants of Dorchester, Massachusetts (a neighborhood of Boston) to refer to their place of residence.

He thinks the world of his mother; he calls her "Saint Margaret of Dirty Dot".

by Dano2 April 7, 2010

Dirty Bidet

The combination of liquid and aerosol felt when an automatic toilet mistakenly flushes, post-business but pre-standing-up.

Student 1: (Audibly crying and whimpering in a restroom stall)
Student 2: Hey bro. Are you alright?
Student 1: (Behind stall door) No. I forgot to put toilet paper over the motion sensor on the toilet, and I got a Dirty Bidet... I have 4 more hours of classes! (Crying continues)
Student 2: (Shudders, shakes his head with sympathy, and walks away)

by Colibear August 24, 2016

Dirty Marmot

When one defecates on a snowfield and glassades down in order to clean themselves.

I was in the mountains without any toilet paper so I took a dirty marmot

by Dances on Rocks November 15, 2015

Dirty Joni

Is a firey woman, confident, and crazy. An incredible friend, but dont get on her bad side. Watch out for the redheaded ones, they have super powers.

I saw Dirty Joni drinking at the Fort last night. She was having an insane time.

by sam726 August 24, 2019

dirty lasse

A dirty Lasse is when you where at your parents house for a while and you finally come home and have the urge to masturbate,

which results in a very quick masturbation session. The masturbation material is secondary and is to a high percentage an ugly girl or animal porn.

We better not disturb him he is pulling of a dirty Lasse.

When I am finally home it's dirty Lasse time!

by Darkmaster1422 April 14, 2020