Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage

"You can leave a pitted/abraded/scratched/bubbled/discolored windshield in your car till 0%!$@&# Doomsday and it will never get hit, but then just as soon as you actually REPLACE said "ancient" glass wif a brand new one, THAT'S when you'll get a bleepin' BIG OL' PEBBLE tossed up by a passing vehicle, and star-crack your nice shiny-fresh windshield all to Hell!"

After several years I eventually got sick and tired of all da misty triplex-haze on my car's original-from-the-factory windshield, and so I finally replaced it --- wouldn't you know that the VERY NEXT DAY it got a huge crack in it after a rock got thrown up by the wheel of a passing dump-truck! Ahhhhrrrggggghhhhh... classic case of Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage, I guess!!

by QuacksO July 31, 2018

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3 damage

When you deal 3 damage with a Pump Shotgun in Fortnite

You: Guy on me
Friend: I'm coming bro
*You shoot the pump*
You: 3 DAMAGE *you procceed to say why the game is shite, but just start up another round"

by IsYaBoii August 7, 2018

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Digitally damaged

The real life sensations, emotions and feelings experienced when a victim or subject of passive digital forms of rejection, deletion, disconnect, and aftermath of digital bullying (which is aggressive when actually happening). This is a pychosocial affect of the virtual world entering into the physical world. Examples of this are the Facebook divorce ... When a spouse divorces their lawful other online before the divorce, the 'digital delete', etc.

"I'm feeling sad because I'm digitally damaged."

by Dot* August 9, 2018

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