A Toronto-based band that makes music, which causes your face to explode. The greatest band ever consists of two members, multi-instrumentalist Ethan Kath and vocalist Alice Glass (two of the coolest people to walk this earth!).
by Juicebox2507 June 13, 2008
Get the Crystal Castle mug.The "crunkest" city east of the mississippi. Home to the world famous Dole mansion, summer home of Bobby Banana. Originally the leader of ice exports to near-by Chicago, the quiet birthplace of some Styx members, has now swelled to a population of about 50 thousand. The govenment flawed, the school system is surprisingly above average, churning out State Pom titles like so many ice blocks of yesteryear. Having every chain store known to Illinois, the city has become quite the commercial hub for the Northwestern Chicagoland area. And in the process quietly annexing surrounding wealthy townships with all the ferocity of a hungry hungry hippo. The discoverer, Ziba Beardsley, was quoted as saying, "My parents have given me quite a terrible moniker," and "This lake is as clear as crystal"
Chip: "I heard Crystal Lake Pickling and Canning Company once owned a dilly of a pickle factory in the downtown district of our fair city"
Danny: "Yeah, they closed it down because your mom is such a bitch"
Chip: "good call by the chamber of commerce, they really are true Captains of Industry"
Danny: "Now only if they would do something about that hippie/mexican problem"
Chip: "Story of my life."
Danny: "lets go get stuck in traffic"
Chip: "thats easy to do, lets take any street at any time of the day"
Danny: "cute shoes, I love Crystal Lake"
Danny: "Yeah, they closed it down because your mom is such a bitch"
Chip: "good call by the chamber of commerce, they really are true Captains of Industry"
Danny: "Now only if they would do something about that hippie/mexican problem"
Chip: "Story of my life."
Danny: "lets go get stuck in traffic"
Chip: "thats easy to do, lets take any street at any time of the day"
Danny: "cute shoes, I love Crystal Lake"
by Ch!p July 24, 2008
Get the crystal lake mug.1) subscriber to the new-age belief that certain crystals and semiprecious stones posses healing powers or other supernatural powers connecting the practitioner to the earth. See also: Tree Hugger, Granola Eater. 2) person who promotes environmental issues in an inappropriate manner or context.
by homehounder January 9, 2010
Get the Crystal Rubber mug.A poorly performing London based team. The agitation that is felt for them, but yet not for teams such as Fulham, comes from Palace fans belief that they are actually good. In the rare event of them winning, the score is recorded and then brandished at every available point. Additionally their manager, Ian Dowie feels it his place (from the relegation zone) to advise Tottenham and other higher ranked teams on how they should play. The majority of their fans are incredibly smug individuals.
by Matt May 17, 2005
Get the crystal palace mug.A person with facial tattoos that refer to the Christian faith. This person is often stick-thin with an appearance most commonly associated with meth addicts. Crystal Methodists are most often found on the popular television show "Cops".
"Damn man, look at a this white trash!"
"Woah, be quiet Fred! You know there's a bunch of Crystal Methodists living around here! You'd be shot in a heartbeat!"
"Woah, be quiet Fred! You know there's a bunch of Crystal Methodists living around here! You'd be shot in a heartbeat!"
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Get the Smoking the crystal mug.Crystal pvp is a type of minecraft pvp . When a players legs are at the same area as the end crystal. They will take a lot of damage and might die if they do not have enough good enough gear . There are a few types of crystal pvp such as the hit crystal and butterfly crystal . People need a lot of totems of undying golden apples and ender Pearls as crystal pvp is very dangerous.
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