Covid prepper

One who has been ready for the covid 19 social distancing guidelines his whole life and has no chance of getting the virus due to the lifelong preparation of it. Similar to doomsday preppers. This person may be prepared due to his rigorous practice of social distancing via social awkwardness, snobiness or, in rare cases agoraphobia

Any buddy see bob? I havnt seen him in forever. Remember he’s one of those Covid prepper guys.

by Laurylyn April 29, 2020

COVID machismo

The mistaken belief that a sub-microscopic piece of RNA code can be bluffed by representing that you hold a large penis.

Mason openly displayed his AR-15 and hugged his MAGA brothers and sisters in an open display of COVID machismo. Nineteen days later, his mother went to the hospital.

by WildTurkeyNYC May 12, 2020

COVID Kevin

A modern Typhoid Mary, Covid Kevin is an asymptomatic disease carrier of the COVID 19 virus. With his self-righteous, ill-informed understanding of what contagious and constitutional means, his protestations to the checkout girl, free from the tyranny and oppression of a removable face covering, can infect the people around him with his freedom laden spittle and spew.

During COVID Kevin’s viral mating season of 3 to 14 or more days, Kevin can infect dozens of others, statistically sending several to the hospital or their death, fulfilling his role in the pandemic ecosystem.

SYNONYMS:

COVID Cory, COVID Cody, COVID Carl, as well as other catchy names that pair well with Covid, including its feminized versions, COVID Carole and COVID Karen (Not to be confused with the white privileged, self-righteous female “Karen”)

1. Is that some COVID Kevin making an ass out of himself in the checkout line?

2. Whenever I’m indoors with people I don’t know not wearing masks, I can’t help but feel I’m surrounded by a bunch of COVID Kevins.

3. Poor guy, he was a COVID Kevin and didn’t even know it.

by Mad Mod Lib July 11, 2020

Covid-19

A curse as by the YouTube company

I can't say Covid-19, because Susan will demonitize me

by The Polisa man July 18, 2020

arse covids

Its the illness Robbo gets when everyone else is getting the oridinary Covid.

Oh fuck I wish this arse covids would go, that's the ninth shit I've had today.

by Corporate_guy July 19, 2020

Covid Cutie

A charmingly attractive person (male or female) during the Covid-19 pandemic due to the limited recognition of facial features caused by wearing a mask

Man, that girl looked cute until she removed her mask. Certified Covid Cutie.

Karen's a Covid cutie. Okay, until she removes her mask.

by AsianAFK August 7, 2020

covid cloud

vape users who rudely blow vape clouds despite an outbreak.

That hipster blew a huge covid cloud in line at the store.

by WAGGZOR August 16, 2020