Covfefe

According to those who worship the ancient Egyptian god Kek known as Kekistanis, Covfefe is a modernization of the ancient Kekistani word 'kunfekfek'. It is a declaration of holy war that can only be initiated by their God Emperor. It is said to summon the so called weaponized autistic power from the message board of piece, as well as mobilize meme warriors from r/the_Donald and other Kekistani splinter groups. There are also rumors that ancient warriors and wizards of Covfefe have been resurrected on Twitter.

Negative press coverage Covfefe has been declared. All those who oppose the God Emperor must be destroyed to ensure the future of the Kekistani people.

by Exelepepe June 2, 2017

Covfefe

When you're on the can in the middle of the night and you want coffee but you tweet for covfefe!

Charles, will you please bring me a cup of covfefe to the bathroom?

by Therealfonaldtrump May 30, 2017

Covfefe

A cocktail of Coffee, Viagra and Fen Fen. "Stamina" juice

"In spite of the negative press covfefe" (gonna get the White House bed rockin')

by diva4u September 27, 2017

Covfefe

What your elderly, sundowner grandfather utters when the flashing red lights aren't working, just days before he starts pissing his pants in public.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe.

by Sarah8998 June 1, 2017

Covfefe

Slang term meaning "jizz." Used predominantly in the homosexual community when late night Tweeting each other.

God, I wish that guy would just shoot his covfefe all over my dirty little asshole.

by Not Randy Travis June 1, 2017

Covfefe

A second-best friend, existing in one's circle of friends for approximately 5-7 years. A covfefe is promoted to brovfefe after the 7 year mark.

Me and my covfefe are going to crack a cold one one because my best friend has an exam.

by Panchopillow June 1, 2017

Covfefe

When your hands are so small you constantly seem to misspell random words in Tweets & Texts

You know Trump, his Tweets never make sense cause of his Covfefe

by Cuvfefe June 1, 2017