Communist

Joe Biden

Joe Biden is such a Communist he’s gonna turn this country into a Communist Dictatorship and I don’t like it

by F-22 Raptor April 13, 2024

FT-Communist

Short for "free throw (basketball) communist. Someone that thinks both teams in a basketball game should have an equal amount of free-throws, regardless of in-game context (like one team shooting more 3 pointers or driving to the basket less). Like communist states, they force everyone to share equally, even if it harms them. This argument is used to slander the Los Angeles Lakers, supposedly "the League is rigging games for the Lakers" (No they're not)

Laker Hater: The Lakers get help from da refss!!!!! They have more fee thows!

Someone that actually watched the game: Stfu ft-communist.

by anonburner April 21, 2024

Communist crunchwrap

Using the shaved public hair of your partner, smegma and her period blood, as a substitute for the hot sauce, combine and wrap together alike to a crunchwrap supreme

Hey babe I have a suprise meal for you

You shouldn't have

I really shouldn't have, it's a communist crunchwrap, were done

by Uuuhhh1 December 1, 2021

Communist

One who has suffered severe metal damage or has high amounts of autism/retardation, they belive in an irrealistic and un-democratic ideal.

They also like free helicopter rides when in Chile

Communist: "ThAt WaSn'T rEaL CoMmUism"
normal person: "McArthur was right

by Realduce February 13, 2024

Communist

It's is the opposite of capitalism and as Lenin said "Communism is the goal of socialism"

You are a Communist

by i play roblox on tablet as ... June 12, 2022

Communist

To starve to death while believing a certain system works

I thought the redistributing my wealth would be great until is topped eating. Communist.

by Themidgetstomper June 18, 2022

Communist Democracy

The theoretical end-goal of Marxist thought: a stateless, classless society where true, direct democracy flourishes because the coercive apparatus of the state has "withered away." Administration of things would replace government over people, with decisions made by free associations of producers. No large-scale society has ever achieved this; it remains a utopian ideal. References to it in existing states are usually considered propaganda to legitimize authoritarian party rule.

Example: In the sci-fi culture of Iain M. Banks' The Culture, a post-scarcity anarchist society managed by benevolent AIs, you see a fictional approximation of Communist Democracy. There is no state, money, or hierarchy, and decisions are made through continuous, nuanced plebiscites and AI mediation—a vision of direct democracy made possible by abundance and technology.

by Dumu The Void February 5, 2026