Chode

A relatively wide penis that resembles a football

Dude1:did you know johny has a chode
Dude2:no way
Dude1:yea that thing is bigger in with than it is in length

by Smurf smith July 5, 2011

Chode

for clearer definition see 'crotch monkey'

suxk tits mo' fo'

by poo August 1, 2003

Chode

Useless, selfish person. Particularly someone who takes advantage of others and leeches off of them.

Our one roomate is a total chode. All he ever does is eat everyone's food and he hasn't paid in for the heat bill in 3 months.

by Ned23 February 18, 2008

Chode

Chode when used as an adjective describes somthing in a good way, similar to the words phat, dope or radical

Those new air force one's are some chode sneakers man.

by SofaKing Fresh03 February 16, 2003

Chode

among the definitions of other people mention it as an insult but no one describes what is insulting about it. A person who is a chode is a person other people don't want to be around. Said chode may be socially awkward, abrasive, irritating, or just plain creepy. When labeled a chode in a social circle is to be made osterisized by that group.

Oh my gosh that creepy dude was hitting on me at the bar. He is such a chode. He won't leave me alone.

by An AFC and a Chode June 29, 2011

Chode

A person who is fatter than they are tall.

Look at Serpis, he is such a chode.

by John Gray March 28, 2003

Chode

The Piece of skin cut off during circumcisan. (noun)

chode smoker!!!
eat my chode

by Philip Ruesch April 12, 2006