The Middle Child

Middle children are either rejected by their parents or completely forgotten. Many parents don’t remember the middle child’s name and struggle remembering their birthday. The middle child is often a goon of the older child seeking approval from somebody. For some reason they always have terrible injuries that aren’t their fault, then the parents get mad because of the hospital bill

OH MY GOD WHO ARE YOU?! Oh wait. You’re the middle child.

by Dinoissickofyou August 10, 2021

Child please

1) To blow/brush off or disregard someone’s statement

1) Paula: Jesse looks really good nowadays

Jessica: CHILD PLEASE. He still living with his momma

by Galehart Popwell December 24, 2020

Child repellent

GET THE NEW CHILD REPELLENT!!!!!! THE PROTOTYPE IS DESIGNED AFTER PREVIOUS ATTEMPTS TO FUCK YOUR MOM. THE NEW 10MN IS PERFECT!!! WITH ONE PULL OF THE TRIGGER CHILDREN ARE BOUND TO BE GONE, NO MORE NEED FOR ABORTION

SHOOT THE CHILD WITH CHILD REPELLENT

-Adolf Hitler

by Zebulon720 September 26, 2023

child labour

Children working under age in a job with harsh conditions and their rights taken away such as right to education

A summer job or an internship is not child labour since you can still go to school and not badly paid

Did you hear that Nike uses child labour for cheap shoe production?!

by LKZ_03 February 26, 2015

Problem child

A therapist doesnt need to tell a problem child that they're the problem, a true problem child already knows they're the fuckin problem.

If a problem child thinks somebody else is the problem, they're not much of a problem child are they?

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

yeet the child

where your girlfriend gave birth but you a christian boy so you yeet the child

you want me to yeet the child

by vote elon musk March 14, 2020

Smarter Child

A pointless instant messenger bot that rarely managed to understand your conversation, usually gets information from people, and asks other people if they like it, look at the picture!

Me: Hey smarter child, whats up?
Smarterchild: HEY GEORGE SUP
me: gay!
smarterchild: apologize!
me: no (x100)
Smarterchild: your very stubborn! Please apologize
me: I like bumming
smarterchild: thats cool, many people i talk to like bumbing

by Georgeie frorgy October 29, 2006