comfort poop

a bowel movement which relieves the pressure in your abdomen after you've eaten too much

I just went overboard at a cheap Indian Buffett and now I need to take a comfort poop so I won't be in so much pain.

by safetypuppy January 1, 2013

comfort twenty

The pounds people put on when they're in a stable relationship.

Things must be good with Howard and Diane, he's packed on the comfort twenty.

by Dr. Bubba March 28, 2012

Comfort Waves

Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!

Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".

Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.

A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.

Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!

John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!

by CyberNixon February 26, 2011

comfortably hungry

A feeling of mild hunger that occurs after a feeling of urgent hunger (the hunger wall). It's a relieved feeling similar to what one feels after they take a huge crap.

John: Hey, there's a twinkie on the side of the road. Ya gonna eat?

Dave: Nah

John: Thought you said you were dying.

Dave: I got past the hunger wall, now I'm comfortably hungry...sweetie

by VitaminB2 March 28, 2011

comfort puppy

When a guy tries to get with a girl who already has a boyfriend in a shaky relationship decides to help work things out (aka breaking up with the guy). He'll help break up and become the greatest friend in the girl's eyes and give her comfort and in an adorable way.

Oh Patrick, you Comfort Puppy you! We know you're jealous.

by JonasTHEPickHELL July 13, 2017

Luck Comfort

the tendancy for individuals, particularly those in the esports scene, to display a false sense of skill, tenacity, and/or prestige while playing games with heavy RNG elements.

TSM Dawson is developing too much luck comfort while playing league of legends.

League of Legends is a game of luck comfort where certain hierarchies in the esports scene change game mechanics to create the false illusion of pro play.

by Jlex Aones January 4, 2019

Comfort belly

A rounded belly that protrudes somewhat. Similar to a dad bod. Especially of a man.

‘You’ve got such a comfort belly there, Rhys!’ I.e. Rhys has got a bit of a belly on him.

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 February 5, 2019