T-Spermed

When you're having a quickie and, to save trouble and mess, you ask the a guy to cum in your mouth but one or both of you timed it wrong so he ends up finishing on your T-Shirt.

"Jake T-Spermed again"

by barbiehorror August 5, 2016

Bandit t-bag

When you dip your balls in chocolate and t-bag the person and give them a bandit look on their eyes

I bandit t-bag her

by Vicious301x August 8, 2016

Muh-T

Black ass nigga. Head ass monkey lookin nigga.

I hate muh-t's. they steal stuff and eat bananas.

by Much-t October 26, 2016

T-Painful

When a song is overly autotuned, giving off the impression that the artist has no real talent.

"Wow, that Omi song 'Cheerleader' could be pretty good if it wasn't so T-Painful"

by Michael Fitzpatrick October 22, 2015

Blue T-Days

Blue T-Days are the two days in the week that start with "T" as in Tuesday and Thursday, those are the days you wear blue underwear or panties.

Girl:"What is today???"
Guy:"Hold on let me check." *glances down at their underwear real quick* "Tuesday or Thursday."
Girl:"Blue T-Days?"
Guy:"Yep."
Girl:"Oh."

by Dalyena October 26, 2015

T Nug

The nug is that absolute legend in the group. Maybe he isn't a massive player like some others. But that's not his role. His role is to make sure that others have a good time, rather than himself

Yo at the party last night Ben was T Nug, clearing up all our mess!

by Cheeky sandwich November 4, 2015

small t-shirts

Small amount of weed

Hey man any small t-shirts available

by finndohg November 6, 2015