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James

A total stand up guy. When you first meet him, he might bully you a little, but he is the type of person to fall in love with at an instant. Definitely one of the nicest and most caring guys you'll ever know, even though, on the outside, you wouldn't expect it. He's got a giiiiiiaaannnt dick. I mean wow. A James might look like a redneck republican on the outside, 6'3", ginger, and owns an embarassing amount of cowboy clothing, but he's definitely an open-minded fella. He looks like the type of guy to say "Welcome to the gunshow" then flex his arms. He's the type of guy you could bring home to your folks but could also suck off in a highschool parking lot. Somedays you wanna blow his brains out and somedays you wanna paint his brains on the wall with a shotgun, but ultimately everyone loves James. A James is a teenage dream with a heart of gold and a body to match.
"James is such a sweet guy"

"Oh my god I think James just shit his pants"

"I heard James is huuuge"
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James Lewis

James Lewis is the type of person to shag his best mates mrs… He is the root of all jokes and his cock is very small.
Boy; “Do you know James lewis?”

Girl; “Oh yes he’s a right weird guy, he tries sleeping with me even though I have a boyfriendwant to fuck?”
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James

A person who always be my first love
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James is a a beautiful dream.
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James lewis

James lewis is the type of person to shag his best mates mrs… He is also a snobby rich guy who sponges off his parents wealth.
Girl; “do you know James lewis?”

Boy; “oh yeah, he tried shagging my mrs and my mates mrs, he’s a right cunt
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James and zara

Zara has a bf
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James Bird

James bird is a sexy man from Guildford, he own 4 R34’s, 3 Rx7’s and 10 supras.

He has a huge cock and is a real magnet, he also owns all the sainsburys in the UK
Girl 1: Have you seen James bird? He makes me wet when he 2 steps by me
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Ramone james

Speaks on politics and builds schools
"Did you see Ramone James school he just built?"
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