Cake

Noun. used to describe something fake

I bought him a PS5 but it was a cake.

by Monguist July 14, 2020

undercover crab cake

A girl who you would never in a million years expect to have but does in fact have an infected, un-washed, or undesirable vagina.

She appeared to take care of herself, but she straight up had an undercover crab cake.

by Steal-Lene July 16, 2020

Lion cake

A person who eats zebra cakes.

Hey do you want zebra cakes?
No! im not a lion cake!

by oqierualskhdfjnmcasdf July 17, 2020

cake

what everything in the universe is scientifically proven to be made out of

quick science lesson: you are cake

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 18, 2020

LaGuess Cake

Mr. Laguess, a thunder thigh king with the ass of a delicious cake.

“Damn homie. Look at that *LaGuess cake*”

by Lixity August 5, 2020

Pound cake

Used to describe someone that’s likable but pretty air headed.

Eh he’s nice but he’s a bit of a pound cake- sweet but dense.

by Lord Poo Poo August 6, 2020

cake bastard

That person who can’t wait for the cake to cool down before cutting into it and eating, exclaiming there “just tasting it” and before you Know it half the cake has gone. It’s not even out of the tin yet.

What a total cake bastard

by Dande123 May 31, 2020